Another internet male from Chicago.

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link
Baseball beer is the best kind of beer. (at U S Cellular Field)

Baseball beer is the best kind of beer. (at U S Cellular Field)

Getting the party started tonight. Paging iloveyoubutivechosentacos!

It’ll be okay, iloveyoubutivechosentacos.

Consequence of Sound: Morrissey's Top 10 Songs →

What a terrible list. I don’t know what’s worse – “Mute Witness” being on the list or including two tracks from “You Are The Quarry” and neither of them are “Let Me Kiss You”.

The story of my life?

(Source: judysgarland, via seinfeld-quotes)

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BYOB buckets (at Mediterranean Grill & Cuisine)

Damn, that was some tasty Lincoln Square Mediterranean food. Recommended!

fac53:

BYOB buckets (at Mediterranean Grill & Cuisine)

Damn, that was some tasty Lincoln Square Mediterranean food. Recommended!

BYOB buckets (at Mediterranean Grill & Cuisine)

BYOB buckets (at Mediterranean Grill & Cuisine)

I can’t help but notice how dead people’s cell phone batteries are when they post screenshots to Tumblr.

Well, perhaps when she’s released from the burn center, she’ll see things differently.

(Source: wigglemore, via seinfeld-quotes)